thomas

1. (Thomas) (6121↑, 2523↓)

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8

"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

Author: Thomas 61 http://thomas.urbanup.com/3091874

2. (Thomas) (4504↑, 1806↓)

The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.

That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him.

Author: Olivia Nicole http://thomas.urbanup.com/3304127

3. (thomas) (2496↑, 969↓)

a person who is very gifted intellectually but does not apply himself, and yet still accomplishes many lofty feats

Jack is such a thomas, did you see his score on the math test, it was so good and he wasn't even here for any of the lessons

Author: Lucas Greville http://thomas.urbanup.com/2755887

4. (Thomas) (1902↑, 829↓)

A very kind person,always willing to talk, and be there when your down.

Thomas - Someone whos very supportive.

Author: Yoyoyotokimoto http://thomas.urbanup.com/3658466

5. (thomas) (2727↑, 1653↓)

A form of tank engine

hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night?

Author: keager taxwell http://thomas.urbanup.com/2861441

6. (Thomas) (1295↑, 545↓)

When a cock is so big it could have it's own face. Similar to the train featured in Thomas the Tank Engine.

"Chris at work is blessed with a Thomas"

Author: Wattstar http://thomas.urbanup.com/3525468

7. (Thomas) (1039↑, 322↓)

Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches. While the individual may or may not realize it he is such a stud that women and a few men find him to be irresistible and would do thing for and with him they normally wouldn't do. While a Thomas may be a nice guy on the outside they are a freakin' stud in bed and drive women wild.

When I walked in on Thomas in the bathroom I never knew a white boy could be so huge\!

Author: Teetown http://thomas.urbanup.com/3801509

8. (Thomas) (567↑, 201↓)

- \<noun\> a very complicated guy to figure out, yet someone who has the personality and persona of the most likeable characteristics, such as humor, spontaneity, charm, kindness, willingness, persuasiveness, intelligence, control, helpfulness, friendliness; someone who is very attractive in more ways besides his outer appearance, and most of all, has the ability to love.

I wish I still had my Thomas S. because he was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Author: Coping Survival http://thomas.urbanup.com/4004651

9. (Thomas) (518↑, 279↓)

Is the most amazing boyfriend in the world. and is amazing in Bedddddddd. ;] I love him more then anything in this world. and im never letttting go.

boom booom boom I want Thomas in my rooom\!

Author: Melissaistheshit69 http://thomas.urbanup.com/3762317

10. (Thomas) (817↑, 621↓)

'thomas' means twin.

Thomas also is meant to be a doubter according to the bible

Author: Thomas Baird http://thomas.urbanup.com/2416193

11. (Thomas) (637↑, 496↓)

literally the nicest person in the worlddddddd kindof a sucky driver but a really good walker. a good person\! with awesome friends like kyle and jenny

thomas is C00L

Author: thomassslover102 http://thomas.urbanup.com/3301341

12. (Thomas) (146↑, 29↓)

The coolest person to ever walk the earth and he also is good with the women

Mary: Look at him over there Eve: Yeah \! Hes a total Thomas

Author: phillipino phil http://thomas.urbanup.com/4877238

13. (Thomas) (137↑, 22↓)

A man who stands tall, and is unafraid. Posses a rare super power known as Common Sense. Uses logic to help rid the world of stupid. Has an above average penis (both in length and width).

My name is Thomas, and I can help you from yourself\! He is such a Thomas\!

Author: MechTech http://thomas.urbanup.com/5193055

14. (Thomas) (192↑, 79↓)

Someone who has very good instincts Will have a light complexion This person will be skilled in a variety of things to do with the arts, writing music, most athletic activities and usually has a very gifted yet specific kind of humor Will have a healthy relationship with his family Is very independent Is neutral Will have a long life full of travel Is successful in business relations mid life Will sadly loose his true love early in life, due to mislead friendships if not careful Is internally, eternally bound to goodness

Wonder, Life, Mystery, Color, Thomas

Author: NameGuy123 http://thomas.urbanup.com/4599958

15. (thomas) (100↑, 22↓)

a guy that doesnt give hugs but secretly wants to\!

that guy is such a thomas, he so wants to give her a hug.

Author: blahhhhh3333444555 http://thomas.urbanup.com/5032604

16. (Thomas) (104↑, 39↓)

to [drop kick] something at random.

In the hallway, we saw Daniel do a thomas to his phone. It went flying down the hallway\!

Author: Chey Wolfe http://thomas.urbanup.com/4768440

17. (Thomas) (66↑, 14↓)

a very attractive guy who is very strong and has Fantastic muscles, He is often super kind and thoughtful, he is a beast at anything he does, and a killer with the ladies, he is good with words, and an all around beastly guy. If you ever meet a thomas your ganna want to get to know him.

Girl 1: OMG Girl 2: WHAT\!?\!?\!?\! Girl 1: I just met the nicest guy he is soooo hot and he is being soo nice to me.... Girl 2: Who that kid? hes my boyfriend, and he is so great\! Girl 1: OH man he sounds like such a THOMAS.

Author: COOLDUDE10111 http://thomas.urbanup.com/5503864

18. (Thomas) (78↑, 30↓)

a guy who has a large penis and knows how to use it. drives the ladies crazy and knows just what to say. Always there to listen to people no matter what the situation. often has an obsession with the store formally known as "wa wa" or in other words 711.

Girl: I slept with him last night, he's such a thomas\!

Author: lyndenboo http://thomas.urbanup.com/5088257

19. (Thomas) (68↑, 23↓)

A sweet, kinda, amazing, fantastic guy. Easy to fall in love with and always happy. He can make you smile no matter what and always puts you in a better mood. (:

My boyfriend Thomas John\! :D

Author: Daisy Duke(: http://thomas.urbanup.com/5503960

20. (Thomas) (47↑, 6↓)

The Perfect Guy. He is everything you could ever want. clever, funny, understanding .. and yet mysterious. He can be paranoid and has trust issues but one day the right person will come along and she will be the one he decides to open up to. He is everything most girls would ever want and even though he doesnt think of himself as amazing or lovely ... he is so much better than what he sees in himself. you just fall head over heals for him.

girl - he is perfect boy - he must be called thomas

Author: bobshiggle http://thomas.urbanup.com/5764374

21. (Thomas) (48↑, 15↓)

Coolest guy ever. He is good looking, sociable, intelligent and athletic. Everything a women is looking for. Anyone that is friends, or more, with him is very, very lucky. He is popular and will answer any question you give him.

Susan:"Oh that boy is so good looking and intelligent, I really want him." Lucy: "Yeah, he's such a Thomas."

Author: Manipulator Boy http://thomas.urbanup.com/5601281

22. (Thomas) (76↑, 49↓)

A guy that is quite good at several specific things, like chemistry, trumpet, soccer, hand-eye coordination. He may just seem like your average, rather good-looking young man, but will surprise you with his hidden abilities to skate extremely fast, solve a rubik's cube, think up extremely rude yet effective insults at an extraordinary pace. Also rather nice and modest, all-around a great guy.

1. Frightened Survivor of a Nuclear War 1: Oh no, we have no food, fuel, shelter or heat\! Frightened Survivor of a Nuclear War 2: Don't worry, Thomas will just fashion us an entire new civilization from this ripped pamphlet and a bit of embroidery thread.

Author: 1234567890abcdefghijklmnopqrst http://thomas.urbanup.com/4808733

23. (thomas) (37↑, 12↓)

the most sexy, fit, gorgeous guy on this planet. Truly amazing, would do anything for his family and friends, so nice but sensitive, mature for his age and understanding. Easy to talk to and even if he cant fix you he will try his best to make your day amazing. so caring and lovable, once you meet him, you don't think your real anymore. He is perfect in every way. Never let him go, ever.

did you see him? he was such a [thomas], i want him so bad. your amazing, you must be a [thomas]. have you met your [thomas]? I have. :) wow, I love you [tom] be mine forever. i dont feel real around you, your such a [thomas]

Author: squiggle55 http://thomas.urbanup.com/5695884

24. (Thomas) (28↑, 7↓)

The best boyfriend anyone could ask for. Many people fall in love with him on a daily bases, not many can resist his charm and humor. Someone who has a great personality. Not to mention he is an absolute god in bed. Thomas is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, you can talk to him about anything under the sun. He is every girl's knight in shinning armor.

I love you Thomas J. S. you are my best friend and boyfriend \<3

Author: Meeselover69 http://thomas.urbanup.com/5932405

25. (Thomas) (19↑, 3↓)

A guy that is very funny, charismatic and friendly, and always right. His intellectual mind bodes well in difficult situations and his love of jack Daniels and coke leaves little change in his pocket. Knows just how to treat a girl right and is a complete romantic at heart. Typically [Yorkshire], stubborn but loveable.

girl 1 - "ooOO what did he get youuu\!?" girl 2 - "he got me a thomas\!"

Author: raccoon-girl http://thomas.urbanup.com/5800378

26. (thomas) (22↑, 6↓)

A really nice guy that will always be there for you as a friend or more. Someone you will grow to love for his kind ways. He is fun to talk to and a very good boy friend. He is very good looking . Drop dead gorgeous & sexy. He will probably deny it.He is a REALLY good friend which you will not regret meeting. He is adorable & has a beautiful smile & perfect lips. He is very sweet & will do anything for a friend. He puts his friends before himself. He is also very understanding He has the greatest personality. You will not want to let go of him. His favorite number is 123.He is amazing beyond words & has the most BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES.

That guy thomas is amazing.

Author: robot rocket jellybear http://thomas.urbanup.com/5768006

27. (Thomas) (49↑, 33↓)

The most amazing boyfriend ever. Sweet, cute, short, and my other half(: I love him. Loveeeee, Carli

I love you Thomas.

Author: Carli Karissa http://thomas.urbanup.com/5039832

28. (Thomas) (201↑, 187↓)

is a super cool guy who iz da best usually a guy\!

guy 1:ur such a thomas guy 2: thanks\!\!:)

Author: ted1997 http://thomas.urbanup.com/3446227

29. (Thomas) (11↑, 0↓)

A guy who gets all the pussy, including your moms, and who everyone wants to be. He also has the looks of a god and can lure any girl into bed with him (like your mom) at anytime. He's so good in bed, that they named the orgasm after him, "tomgasm." He has a dick so big that it could be mistaken for another leg, hence the nickname "tommy tri-pod".

damn that boy the goes to [celebration high school] is a total Thomas thomas reid is such a thomas

Author: thomasreid http://thomas.urbanup.com/6297446

30. (Thomas) (22↑, 10↓)

the sweetest man a girl could meet. Hes always got something chraming to say that will give you butterflies his best qualitys are loving and caring Thomas is the best thing that happend to me

Katie fell in love with Thomas

Author: dancingkaytee http://thomas.urbanup.com/5985507

31. (Thomas) (10↑, 2↓)

One is the most smartest people on the earth who will care for you forever. Thomas can be an old fanny sometimes, but if your on his good side you will see how truly amazing he is. He is good with people, especially the ladies. Thomas is protected by many.

Id do anything to be friends with Thomas, his friends are always saying how loyal he is\!

Author: Dorabrad http://thomas.urbanup.com/6168863

32. (Thomas) (9↑, 3↓)

is a incredibly sexy man, usually not very tall or broad. Has a love for soccer, usually Italian soccer. Is very smart and business like, and a very good boyfriend. May be weird at times, especially in the morning. Tends to like respiratory therapists. Is definately a keeper.

Wow you can tell by the way he plays soccer he has to be a Thomas\!

Author: xoxoxoxoxoxoxo12 http://thomas.urbanup.com/6096875

33. (Thomas) (7↑, 3↓)

The nicest guy EVER. He has the cutest blonde curly hair with blue eyes that turn green when he is upset, which is never. He has the most perfect Colgate smile anyone will ever see. He is so kind, caring and compassionate. And not to mention unbelievable in bed. The girl that has him, must keep him forever or she will loose the best thing that ever happened to her. He may keep to himself and hold things in at times, but he doesn't have to because the luckiest girl ever will listen to him and always be there no matter what. Oh yea and he's real big down there.

Thomas is the hottest piece of ass ever

Author: thommykins lover http://thomas.urbanup.com/6166275

34. (Thomas) (9↑, 5↓)

Someone who is very sweet. Mostly a white guy and a ginger\!\! He is super funny and any girl would be lucky to have him as a boyfriend. He can make you laugh when you really need it but when something awkward happens he may be a little distence because he has been hurt before. Be kind to him and let him know that you are there for him.

Girl: "He is so super sweet\!\!" Girl\#2: " didnt you know he is a thomas\!"

Author: ShelbyBells http://thomas.urbanup.com/6128854

35. (Thomas) (3↑, 1↓)

Probably one of the best guy friends you'll ever have. He isn't the best looking at the beginning of your friendship, but then out of nowhere he just will become incredibly and ridiculously attractive. You'll fall for him head-over-heels without a doubt. He has such an amazing body and is tall. He looks so much better without his shirt on and with a snapback on. Most of the time he is either black or white, or BOTH\! never hispanic. He is obsessed with good music, and will one day marry a short girl that is hispanic. THE BEST PERSON EVER\! His only flaw is that he is horrible at communication and keeping in contact.

"wow, thomas is amazing. too bad he moved away, eh?" "yeh, i was certain i was gonna marry him."

Author: yourfuckingnightmare20144 http://thomas.urbanup.com/6296754

36. (Thomas) (5↑, 3↓)

When someone steals your joke, word, catch-phrase or anything funny or meaningful that you said.

Teacher: Do you all know about the monarch? (Talking about the queen) You: I know the butterfly\! *No one laughs* Thomas: I know the butterfly\! *Everyone laughs*

Author: GeneralZod http://thomas.urbanup.com/5867273

37. (Thomas) (233↑, 232↓)

The hottest kid ever. He has an amazing personality and lives in a rich house in islip. i would love to go out with him.

thomas your so funny, omg ily.

Author: Freddy poop http://thomas.urbanup.com/3614329

38. (Thomas) (4↑, 4↓)

A person who is beautiful, handsome and is an overall sexy man with one secret..........................he has a gigantic penis. This penis has the ability to shatter women's vagina's and to bring down establishments and world order. He possesses the one ring to rule them all and he wears it on his penis. The only way to rid him of this demonic power is to chop his ferocious penis off and throw it into the fires of mordor. He likes plaid and skinny jeans and likes to discuss politics. He is the most brilliant piano player in the world and can play with his penis. Did i mention that he has a huge penis? Overall, Thomas is a great guy and battles everyday with the evil of the One Ring.

-Hey Arowyn, have you ever fucked a Thomas? -No i haven't, but YOU SHALL NOT PASS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: JewHo http://thomas.urbanup.com/6136660

39. (THOMAS) (1↑, 2↓)

A balding dipshit who puts his nose where it should'nt be

thomas: A winey dipshit who puts unwanted information into your conversation , A person who believes all the awnsers to the universe come from a smartphone - even if you know for a fact he is wrong.

Author: donna jugglet fuka http://thomas.urbanup.com/6382774

40. (Thomas) (1↑, 2↓)

A stupid ranga with a small penis.

Don't get with Thomas. He has a small penis.

Author: brunetty http://thomas.urbanup.com/6368264

41. (Thomas) (1↑, 8↓)

Inappropriate.

Dude, that was so Thomas.

Author: Rhythmakerpercussion http://thomas.urbanup.com/6194042

42. (Thomas) (145↑, 157↓)

A name of the American descent commonly used to refer to a person who has an unusually large penis. Also, Thomas is always willing to do something stupid for some laughs and while he may be butt-ass-naked running down a dock, he is still the life of the party.

Person 1: "Man, Thomas was crackin' my ass up last night\!" Person 2: "I know man, me too. I can't believe he really did that (and didn't even get paid)."

Author: T Freakin' C http://thomas.urbanup.com/4017226

43. (Thomas) (4↑, 18↓)

1.An unbelievable English doochebag who exceeds in the art of pissing people off and stealing from them. Whether it be ideas, credit, a girlfriend, he will find a way to take it. 2.A faggot ass bitch who always starts out joking around with violence and then to impress someone(or just to reassure himself of the imaginary "top dog"), actually hurts another person.

1."Jeez, Thomas is such a dick, for our Spanish project I did all of it but he just said he did it all to get all the credit." "Ya I know he pisses me off all the time." 2."Goddamn it, at that party last night Thomas just randomly came up to me, in front of my girlfriend, and punched me square in the dick\!" "Ya I know, he takes things way too far."

Author: ECJErik http://thomas.urbanup.com/6118555

44. (Thomas) (89↑, 104↓)

A large burly man who ususally lives in high places such as mountains. Most noteable for the copping of trees with his bear penis. Most say he is a giant, however he is a bear. He protects the forrests of corruption with his arsonal of weapons. He is feirce so DO NOT approach, unless you have a deathwish by dickings.

"I was in the woods when I got attacked by a Thomas\!" "No wonder why you have no face... and penis."

Author: Satan's Little Clown Car http://thomas.urbanup.com/4416907

45. (thomas) (5↑, 40↓)

someone who often has the last name of Dunn or Peters they are usually of mouse appearance, blue eyed and are constantly in the shdow of a larger ogre styled or older sibling or family member. (Usually twin brother or sister.) The name "Thomas" is dereived from the galic meaning "cow milker"

Y: dude, did you see that new kid? C: I know\! hes such a cow milking Thomas\!

Author: reowr http://thomas.urbanup.com/5098913

46. (Thomas) (7↑, 44↓)

A bottom feeding douche bag with a self esteem so low that this person must constantly degrade other people just to feel good about themselves. All of the bravado and big talking in the world cannot make up for how small the penis is on one of these people.

Girl A: God i wish that guy over there would stop messing with my boyfriend. Girl B: Dont worry, he's just the neighborhood Thomas.

Author: Hue_Jass69 http://thomas.urbanup.com/5780482

47. (Thomas) (12↑, 51↓)

Most men named Thomas come off as nice, respectful, and caring. But once you get to know them, you realize that they are disrespectful, lying, cheating men. You can never trust a man named Thomas. He will leave you and take everything you have.

Girl 1: Who is that guy over there? He's so nice\! Girl 2: That's Thomas, stay away from him\! He's a [douche bag]

Author: ktown14 http://thomas.urbanup.com/5738699

48. (Thomas) (16↑, 57↓)

An asshole who treats everyone like shit and is completely gay, litterally.

Ugh, he is such a Thomas.

Author: brokenheartedgirl1212 http://thomas.urbanup.com/5710130

49. (Thomas) (14↑, 59↓)

A tall lazy guy who talks about politics and is usually wrong about them. Also helps out a lot. He won a pound of bacon because of it, no joke.

Wow that guys such a Thomas. Everyone knows Obama is not a Fascist.

Author: Bry-shizzle http://thomas.urbanup.com/5132118

50. (Thomas) (16↑, 72↓)

A person who has a good guy front. He's incredibly sweet when he wants something or someone, but once he's done with it/them its over. He becomes completely shallow and unrelaible. Also brags about having a huge penis, but in reality has nothing to brag about.

That guy is such a thomas

Author: Playgirl09 http://thomas.urbanup.com/5270686

51. (Thomas) (17↑, 80↓)

Person with a giant nose and has sex with chicks named Amber cause he cant get any from Brittany

Dude, have you had sex with Brittany yet? nah dude but i did "Thomas" Amber

Author: John Fulker http://thomas.urbanup.com/4827642

52. (Thomas) (20↑, 85↓)

An incredibly short boy/man who flirts with anything with breasts in a 5 mile radius. He is constantly trying to make up for his lack of height by spiking up his hair with large amounts of hair gel. He only wears shirts and jeans to school. Wears a yin-yang necklace. Really vertically challenged that he is often mistaken for Thomas the Tank Engine.

"Look, it's Thomas" "I know, he's so Thomas"

Author: butter_god http://thomas.urbanup.com/4882123

53. (Thomas) (30↑, 95↓)

Always a gentlemen and likes to talk. Tries to be in the spotlight but doesn't go about it the right way. Like to play basketball and has dreams of becoming a professional player in the NBA. Has a staring problem and usually always caught staring at the pretty ladies he can't have. Tends to be in relationships with younger ladies because they are the only ones who fall for his over the top charm. Loves history but can't spell if his life depended on him. People consider him to be the weakest link. Very eager to make friends but goes about it the wrong way usually by snitching or telling his friends business. Overall a very nice guy but tries to hard. Typical guy you would marry but you can easily run over him.

(Man Thomas talk too much. End result has no friends)

Author: Jackie Union http://thomas.urbanup.com/4657167

54. (Thomas) (19↑, 96↓)

A tall, muscular, funny teenage boy who longs to fit in with the crowd. He obtains friends with his sense of humor, good personality, and exaggerated looks (ie, full lips, long hair, big eyes, etc.) He will give whatever it takes to make friends, because deep down, he is insecure about his small penis, usually ranging from 3-5 inches.

Nick: He is so funny. I don't see how anyone wouldn't like him. But he does have a really small dick. Adam: Yeah, he's such a Thomas.

Author: froggy95 http://thomas.urbanup.com/4907745

55. (Thomas) (132↑, 247↓)

TWISTER BOY; A boy who plays Twister, when everyones asleep, with his IMAGINARY friends.

Hahahahahahahhahah Thomas.

Author: stupidmathgirl http://thomas.urbanup.com/3571589

56. (Thomas) (76↑, 194↓)

Thomas is a derogatory term, used to sterotype or offend, dark-haired women whom are beautiful with hot bodies, but unintelligent, and idotic. Thomas is commonly used also as for the offensive insult of calling someone, of which has "slutty" friends, whom destroy her charter. Thomas at times is referred to a "stupid bitch," who act's retarded for attention and is unbelieveably stupid.

"I can't believe what a thomas, Megan is becoming, hanging out with all those sluts\!" "Man, Katy is hot, too bad she is such a stupid and, annoying Thomas."

Author: LaLaLa Lucy http://thomas.urbanup.com/4054892

57. (thomas) (257↑, 378↓)

to relapse a girl's (or man's) anus.

Charlene, sorry about last night. You should have told me you had a fragile anus so I wouldn't have Thomased you.

Author: asdfjk http://thomas.urbanup.com/2699208

58. (Thomas) (23↑, 175↓)

-God's Gift to Ms. Jeremy Pangilinan. -He is my answered prayer, i love him so so much..

Jhe is blessed to have Thomas..

Author: katemalditz http://thomas.urbanup.com/4091480

59. (Thomas) (34↑, 198↓)

1. The name of a guy. 2. Wearing pants so tight that you can see the outlines of one's [penis].

1. "I'm hanging out with Thomas later tonight." 2. "That dude was totally pulliing a Thomas at school today. I wonder if he has a girlfriend.."

Author: kelsythegreat http://thomas.urbanup.com/4127759

60. (thomas) (29↑, 281↓)

thomas a boy who loves a bianca they are a beautiful couple and bianca should start a relationship wit him

"those couples are like bianca and thomas

Author: luv doctor http://thomas.urbanup.com/3879574

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Last updated: 2012.03.01